A man with flames gushing from his head is inevitably among the most exciting features of a simply stunning midweek Courier.
It sounds like utterly terrifying fare.
But when I tell you said man is none other than TV personality and all-round egghead Dr Bunhead then I feel sure you will even now be breathing a deep sigh of relief, while wiping sweat from your fevered brow.
I predict you will then almost certainly emit a small indulgent chuckle, while shaking your head and muttering: “Good ol’ Dr Bunhead and his whacky experiments. He sure is the saviour of British science.”
The reason we are speaking to said fully-qualified doc (probably) is that the Braniac boffin has enrolled at Fife College.
But what on earth can one of the nation’s leading scientists learn from the Kingdom’s finest educators?
To find out why please do be certain to read your copy of The Courier.
In other news for other news there inevitably must be we examine yet more private parking cases.
Are inspectors really snooping around Dundee at 4am looking for motorists to penalise?
Yes is the short answer. For a slightly more indepth probe don’t miss Wednesday’s Courier.
In other news, lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots of local pupils will be sitting Highers this year.
Doesn’t sound that extraordinary, but hold on just one second, shouldn’t they all be following the new Curriculum for Excellence?
Indeed. But many schools in fact lots and lots and lots and lots and lots and lots have opted out.
We have all the latest.
There are only 100 days to go until the General Election.
If you weren’t already on the edge of your seat then, ye Gads and little fishes, you will be now.
We look at what all the big runners and riders are offering in return for your “X”.
For more on every one of the treasures lovingly detailed in minute form above, be sure to snap up Wednesday’s Courier or why not try our digital edition?