What on earth are Usain about our terrific games?
In Thursday’s Courier our man Michael Alexander has all the latest following a day of feverish speculation surrounding the world’s fastest man, Usain Bolt.
Did he really call the Glasgow Games “a bit s**t”? Or is he convinced they are “awesome” as he later claimed?
We find out more.
In other news we have a “tail” with a happy ending. Involving a dog. That was missing. And now isn’t. If that doesn’t have you howling with delight I simply don’t know what will.
Meanwhile, if it is news of a (potential) alien invasion you are after then you are in the right place.
That’s because we have details of a terrifying (depending on your point of view) UFO sighting in leafy Dunkeld.
Incredible, if somewhat chilling, stuff.
The truth is out there. And you can rely on The Courier to bring it to you.
Also, if you fancy paying a bit less for your electricity we can, and indeed will, bring you news guaranteed (almost) to make you whoop with utter delight.
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