Friday’s Courier is quite literally packed with goodies.
While also packing a punch, it promises to be the leader of the (press) pack.
So whatever else you have got planned for Friday morning pack it in and visit your newsagent.
Included among the toppermost attractions is the tale of the woman on a flight who lost the plot and threw her false leg at aircrew while demanding fags and a parachute.
Airborne terror to leave you hopping mad…
Meanwhile, a Courier Country teenager is set to tackle one of the world’s most fearsome whirlpools.
Boating across it would be questionable (just ask George Orwell he nearly drowned doing just that. Actually if you do get a chance to speak to George Orwell, don’t just ask him about that. It would be a fascinating opportunity to talk about lots of things. Having said that, the chances of asking Orwell anything are somewhat remote. Bah).
Yet the young lad in question will be wearing nothing but a pair of Speedos as he is going to try and swim across it. If it sounds like madness, that it very possible because it is. We have the full amazing story.
If you are a petrolhead you will love our Friday offering as we will unveil plans for a huge gathering of souped-up motors in Dundee. Vroom and indeed vroom.
We also have all the latest on the Commonwealth Games, including some rather shocking allegations about the conditions being faced by bobbies tasked with maintaining law and order during the extravaganza.
And is the independence referendum too close to call? Academics certainly think so. We find out more.
What a fab Friday awaits our readers. Please ensure you pick up your copy of The Courier. If print isn’t for you, why not try our digital edition?