Ever fancied picking up all your favourite pastries without shifting a single buttock?
Well, Fifers may soon be able to live that particular dream. That’s right flan fans, plans have been lodged for the nation’s first drive-through bakery.
It really is that simple.
Get the full lip-smacking story in your tantalisingly tasty Courier.
One man who might be doing some baking is Jim Murphy, after the good people of Fife welcomed him to the Kingdom with a gift of fresh eggs.
Actually, it turns out the present was not motivated entirely by bonhomie. In fact it was granted somewhat grudgingly and handed over with frankly excessive force.
In fact if I’m being totally honest, it wasn’t a gift at all. The eggs were actually thrown in anger. A man has now been sentenced for the attack. We have the full story. Hold on to your hats, it’s pretty egg-citing stuff.
Meanwhile, we reveals details of the music being piped into a Tayside home for cats.
That’s right Moggie May, Like a Cat out of Hell and Who Let the Cats Out are all entertaining pussy cats in the upmarket Angus cattery.
Don’t miss even more puns in your fantastic Friday Courier. It really is purr-fect. Pussy galore, one might be even be tempted to opine.
We also have news of a brand new vacuum which can remotely scoop up dust from your living room all by itself.
Suffice to say the working week ending Courier really is going to clean-up.
For more on every one of these belters and so many more, please do be sure to pick up Friday’s Courier. Alternatively why not try our digital edition?