So you’re driving through Fife. Fair enough.
And you’re filming with a mobile phone. Naughty.
So you have to drive with your elbows. Eh?
At 60mph, overtaking people and swerving into the face of oncoming traffic. Stop, now.
While listening to Taylor Swift. UNACCEPTABLE, send him down m’lud.
Believe it or not, these are the facts of a real court case which took place in Courier Country.
What’s more, the offender’s solicitor commended his client’s behaviour as a “shining example of how to overtake someone.”
Read more on these crazy antics in Friday’s Courier.
While you’re at it, you can also find out why denizens of Dundonian night life may not be quite as safe as they thought they were.
You can also learn why a pensioner was plunging rapidly towards earth to commemorate D-Day and see some pictures of Scotland taken from even higher than he jumped from.
And you’ll also get a full round up from our first referendum debate, at Gardyne Theatre in Dundee.
If you can’t wait, you can follow all the action, live, here with Coming Up’s favourite online editor, Richard Rooney.
Throw in some politics (does Obama back the union?), a bit of sport (Kris Boyd on Dundee United) and news that Scots are the most educated people in the world and you have a near-perfect Friday edition of The Courier.
Enjoy.
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