Coming Up Corner is privy to (and often the subject of) many a raucous tale, mainly featuring alcohol and fighting.
But featuring, as it does, an abuse-hurling German princess, this is one of the favourite tales ever.
It is closely followed by this one, which stars a lederhosen-wearing international businessman.
You can imagine our dismay then, at news the organisers of Oktoberfest 2015 are trying to cut down on the chaos and disorder.
Talk of legal waivers and indemnity does not suggest we will be enjoying similarly Bavarian-themed tear-ups when the event rolls around again.
We hold out hope though and are happy to relive the glory days* in Saturday’s Courier.
We take a look back even further into our archives for another of Saturday’s stories 1924 to be exact.
There we discover Britain’s oldest woman and her desperate bid to find new love through a lonely hearts ad.
She was a picky old dear though and it didn’t end well for her.
Find out more, only in The Courier.
We also have the latest on poor Bobbie Beale, a Californian who most certainly did not kill her sister. Or her dog.
Find out why she has shot into the limelight thanks to some online Scots scalliwags.
In sport, we speak exclusively to Dundee United’s Steven Thompson about buying and selling stuff.
And it’s our biggest ever Weekend magazine.
* Tut, tut, down with this sort of thing officially, obviously.