You don’t want to cross Judy Murray.
The mother of tennis star Andy reveals why revenge is a dish best served cold in an ice bath to be precise. Find our more in our fair, but never vindictive, Friday edition. Ace.
Meanwhile, the finishing touches have been added to Scotland biggest tapestry at Holyrood. And, you guessed it, we’ve got the story all sewn up.
When our political editor Kieran Andrews isn’t stitching up the parliament’s presiding officer Tricia Marwick (in the nicest possible way, see above) he’s busy reporting on the words of wisdom emanating from the likes of Alex Salmond. Find out more about the First Minister’s latest ruminations in Friday’s thought-provoking Courier.
Picture the scene you require some car parts and make your way to a scrap yard. After a good trawl around you find yourself locked in. Scary stuff. Find out what happened to one Dundee man caught in just such a dastardly situation.
It’s a whopper. We have news of the record-breaking fish pulled from a Perthshire loch. Monstrous.
Give me a G, give me a D, give me a P what do you get? A story about Gross Domestic Product of course. Actually quite interesting on this occasion that’s right folks, things are looking up. Yippee.
Getting given your cards is never nice, but would it be a case of unfair dismissal if your boss said: “I have a big wages bill and at the end of the month I don’t want to see your wages on it”?
Find out in Friday’s Courier.
We also have the details of the curry-addict slimmer who is now half the chap-ati he used to be…don’t miss your full-fat, guilt-free Courier.
In Courier Sport, we will have full reports and reaction from the second leg of St Johnstone’s Europa League qualifier at McDiarmid Park against Norwegian cracks Rosenborg.
Dundee United’s exciting 17-year-old prospect Ryan Gauld reveals he is hoping to establish himself in the Tannadice first team this season, while Dark Blues boss John Brown explains why pesky red tape has cost another promising youngster his competitive debut this weekend.
Meanwhile, with under a year to go to the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow, curling champ Eve Muirhead looks ahead to hopefully fulfilling her own Olympic dream in Sochi, Russia.
For more on all these tales and so many others be sure to pick-up Friday’s Courier or perhaps we can even tempt you to give our digital edition a whirl?