Did Alex Salmond really declare to his party faithful: “Don’t do it online mama”? According to one source he did.
Mind you, the same source credits legendary football boss Sir Alex Ferguson as saying: “Transposon jumbotrons also magicjack crabs three times”. Intrigued? All will be explained in Saturday’s Courier.
Are we going to be shivering our way through the weekend? We have news of a forthcoming “Beast from the East” which threatens to leave a trial of white chaos in its wake.
Dundee is in the running to be named City of Culture in 2017 find out how the smear campaign has already begun in one rival location. The rotters.
Super Truffles, the world-record holding guinea pig from Fife, has already leapt his way toward immortality. We have details of the latest prestigious accolade awarded to the rumbustious rodent. Find out why Truffles is joining such lofty, even majestic, company as Madonna, Pele, Dr Who and yes Her Royal Highness The Queen. Quite remarkable.
We have details of an octogenarian author making waves in literary circles. Bamber Gascoigne is among the Perthshire novelist’s fans, insisting her latest tome will “touch people…far into the future”.
A charity worker has been sacked after a bust-up at an Angus charity shop but was her dismissal fair? We have details of an employment tribunal’s findings.
On a hugely symbolic day for Scotland’s historic police forces, we report on the final ever passing-out parade ahead of the introduction of the single force.
Ahead of big weekend of sport, we have all the previews from our SPL and Scottish league football clubs.
We also have the latest on Dunfermline FC’s fight to survive and look ahead to the Six Nations clash between Scotland and Wales.
For all this and so much more, see Saturday’s Courier or why not try our digital edition?