t seems that bikes are not the only things that accumulate in a cyclist’s life. Bikes fall under what’s known as the “N+1” formula, where N is how many bikes you currently own and N+1 is the correct number of bikes you should own.
Other bike-related paraphernalia involves more paradoxical equations that as yet I haven’t figured out. For example, I do not need any more puncture repair kits – I have at least 20 scattered around my house and somehow that number seems to increase month by month.
There seems to be a rift in the space-time continuum in my house where cycling related artefacts just appear without any purchasing effort on my part. As a result I’m now drowning under a sea of buffs, pumps, multi-tools, tyres, gloves and so on.
Most of these items are in fact freebies from events and work, promotional items that manufacturers want to use to entice you into buying more of these products. This is great when you don’t have a buff (a handy tube of material that keeps your neck, head and face warm), but when you have 38 of them, it just becomes irritating when you are given another goody bag with more marketing tat. It is all, of course, part of our consumerist society and just because I succumb to it a lot of the time doesn’t mean I can’t be suspicious and frustrated by it.
The “N+1” rule must have been invented by some marketing bod at a bike manufacturer and feeds directly into bike companies’ need to sell more bikes. The old adage of buying one multi-purpose bike that’ll last a lifetime is not what bike companies want in their line-up of shiny new steeds.
Yes, of course it’s in their interest to sell bikes that are supposedly multi-purpose and durable (and they probably are in most cases), but such a sales strategy is finite. So, to overcome this, marketing departments have come up with activity-specific bikes like gravel bikes – really just a cyclocross bike with a different name.
There are bikes to suit every kind of riding you may wish to try and, if you believed the brochures, there is no way that one bike could be used in place of the other.
Despite all of this I find myself succumbing to the commercial dreams of cycling companies. I look, starry-eyed, at the brochures and websites and imagine how much better a rider I will be with my new shiny steed, or how more comfortable my ride will be with the latest design and technology in cycle clothing.
Ultimately, though, I don’t need all this stuff. No matter what anyone tells you, it is the engine on the bike – you – that really counts. If you don’t take care of that, then it doesn’t really matter how expensive your new cycling kit is, or how many bikes you have in the shed.
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Where to Ride? | Ladywell – Dunkeld
Landranger 1:50000 Map 52 NO016418 |
Suitable For: | Off road cycling on forest tracks |
Distance: | Various |
Description: | Just off the A822 at the eastern end of Strathbraan lies the Forestry Commission property of Ladywell. It offers several pleasant and non-technical loops around the lower slopes of the northern side of Birnam Hill. Although relatively short there, are several little lochans dotted around the area and the views across to Craig a Barns are worth the visit alone. For the more adventurous routes from Ladywell lead out to the Hermitage and Craigvinean, Birnam Hill and Inchewan burn and Glen Garr. |