While some people have jobs of so little consequence, they can go on two summer holidays, leaving their hapless deputies in charge, The Courier never rests.
That’s why we are able to present a wonderful Wednesday edition packed full of news and sport.
We were in Dundee city centre where thousands of people enjoyed a Taste of the Tattoo. If you missed it, the best place to experience it is within our pages, or here.
If you were there, re-live it with our magnificent words and pictures.
We caught up with an extreme wild swimmer who is ready to tackle one of the country’s most dangerous stretches of water, just because she can.
And we describe how a soldier has beaten the world drumming record again, just because he can.
We have more on the drunken sea captain who tried to sail his ship down the Tay while sleeping and reveal why the world-famous statue of Robert the Bruce at Bannockburn is somewhat toothless.
In sport, we reveal why one top flight Tayside football manager is happy with his team’s no-nonsense defending and another wants a slice of luck.
And Tiger Woods reveals why it would have been pointless for him to compete in the Ryder Cup at Gleneagles.
So kick back, put someone else in charge for a while and enjoy your Wednesday Courier (except you Mr Cameron, you get back to work).