What would you do if you found your husband joined in unholy union with a loofah?
Hopefully not the kind of question that regularly requires to be answered…
However, when one Angus woman allegedly came over just such a scene she decided to take direct action by advertising the fact in her window for all to see. We have more on this quite extraordinary story (it’s a breach of the peace, by the way. The explicit poster, not the original act, that is.)
On a rather more prosaic, albeit elevated, level we have full details of plans to create a truly unique visitor attraction on the Forth Bridge. It really is span-tastic stuff.
Wouldn’t it be great if Dundee was the City of Culture? We think so. And one of the UK’s most senior cabinet ministers is also convinced it has a good case. Full details in Wednesday’s high-brow Courier.
We also have details of a dramatic court case involving a train, a van driver, a level crossing and an emergency stop (train not van). The Courier will get you on track with the full story.
You can take our lives, but you can’t take our kilts. Find out why the dramatic war-cry has been heard in parts of England-shire following a wrestler’s foray south of the border. It really is stirring stuff.
We also have a terrifying tale, revealing what happens when wasps attack…it isn’t pretty. Ouch and indeed yaroo.
In sport, the League Cup takes centre stage, and five of our teams are bidding to make it through to the third round.
Neil Robertson will be at Stark’s Park to see Raith Rovers take on Hearts, while Ian Roache is at Dens for the second chapter of Dundee v Forfar.
There will be reports and reaction from the Dunfermline, Cowdenbeath and Montrose games as well.
Meanwhile, Courier columnist Christian Dailly reflects on Monday night’s big match at Old Trafford.
For more on every last one of these stories and many others be absolutely certain to pick up Wednesday’s Courier or why not try our digital edition? There’s nothing to lose and a great deal to gain.