At the ripe old age of 88 most of us are thinking of pipes, slippers and joyfully sooking on a forgotten Werthers Original found languishing in the pocket of our favourite cosy cardigan.
None of that nonsense for local Casanova Ken Reith, who is more interested in wiggling bums.
Coming up in tomorrow’s loved-up Courier we bring you the heart-warming tale of the frisky Fife pensioner who popped the question to his 80-year-old bride after spotting her unique wiggle across a crowded dancefloor.
The Arctic Convoy vet, who admitted thinking “I fancy a bit of that”, got down on one knee to propose, only to get stuck.
Fortunately he was back up in time for the wedding day.
In other news we have the story of a Broughty Ferry lifeboat that has made it round to the other side of the globe and the cyclist preparing for a 5,000 miles adventure from China to Europe.
And fans of V&A news hold on to yer hats!
We have an exclusive on the funding debacle at the waterfront development in Dundee that you won’t want to miss.