It’s been so windy there have been waves in the water in toilet bowls.
Quite remarkable really,
We have all the latest on the somewhat breezy conditions.
The Tay Bridges were closed. The roof was ripped off a property. One poor lady watched in helpless horror as £530 blew out of her hands. And a trampoline blew from my garden into my neighbour’s. Sorry ‘bout that.
It really has been a rather windy time.
We have all the very latest on the astonishing not to mention rather annoying conditions.
In other news we have more much more on the new found fame of the Angus piper handpicked to play at the Hyrdo. With Queen. By Bryan May.
Wow.
We Will Bell Rock You is just one of the fantastic Angus-themed Queen hits we dust off in our rock ‘n’ roll spectacular.
Meanwhile, TIGHT LINES.
Sorry to bellow, but I am just excited because the Tay salmon season has begun.
We have the fullest of fulsome coverage.
And if fishing doesn’t yank your fly, so to speak, then fear not, we also have news of the bold bid to recruit some new British spies.
From whence will these agents be found?
Why from the ranks of the nation’s Blue Peter viewers of course.
Madness gone mad or sensible policies for a happier Britain?
You can decide on perusing your copy of The Courier.
I can already hear a whole generation of foiled terrorists saying: “I would have got away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky kids”.
For more on every one of these tales, along with dozens of others, please do be sure to pick up your copy of Friday’s Courier. Failing that, why not try our digital edition?