Magic.
Not only a wholly accurate description of the contents of Wednesday’s Courier but also the name of a little known wartime comic which ran from 1939 to 1941.
It might have continued too if it weren’t for pesky paper rationing.
Anyway, said comics are getting on for as rare as hen’s teeth.
We have details of a very special collection which went under the hammer in Dundee and raised more than SEVEN times its estimate.
Now, either that was a rubbish estimate or there’s been something akin to a sensation.
We have the full story.
In other news we have all the latest on that orgy of 80s poppery, the Rewind festival which is on its way back to Perthshire for a fifth year.
And on that subject (indeed Re:Rewind, as Craig David so memorably crooned) it is our pleasure to bring you EXCLUSIVE details of the 2015 line-up.
Page 3.
For years gents have ogled lovely ladies pictured within the pages of The Sun (between pages two and four, generally speaking, hence the moniker). But are the days of such saucy snaps numbered? Or indeed over, done with and finished?
It would seem so.
We hear from the campaigners dancing in the streets (not literally that would be bawdy) with ill-concealed delight at the news.
If it is eagle owl news you are after (and that is surely one of the top ten reasons to buy a newspaper), then we have something of a stonker for you in the shape of a surprise visitor to a Perthshire village.
There are fears it could take another bird of prey. Or even a small cat. Or possibly a child. (Only two of those statements are true).
Wing your way to your local newsagent for all the incredible details.
The monarchy.
Love ‘em or hate ‘em, they may well be with us for another 10 years at least.
Not least because Wills is such a jolly good egg.
That’s what one prominent figure things anyway.
Find out more in your rather regal midweek edition.
It is entirely likely that, in time, Wednesday’s Courier will come to be seen as the finest manifestation of the written word ever witnessed in the history of humankind. A bold claim, perhaps, but one I am pretty confident will come true. Please don’t miss out, do pick up your copy. Failing that, why not try our digital edition?