It has eight bedrooms, a swimming pool, sauna, cinema room, four car garage….
No I’m not talking about Coming Up Corner’s weekend getaway pad, this is no less than Scotland most expensive modern mansion house (TM).
It’s near Gleneagles and it’s on the market for a cool (don’t even know what that means, but it’s obligatory when talking about huge sums of money) £3.4 million.
So if you have some spare change in your pocket don’t miss our full report and some quite stunning pictures.
It’s very near a golf course, so if you want a SLICE of the luxury life, I hope the price doesn’t leave you feeling too much UNDER PAR. Guffaw.
Meanwhile, if you have been blown away by our captivating online tale of the courageous balloonist who cheated death in a 19th century Dundonian drama, for heaven’s sake don’t miss Friday’s tremendous Courier.
It really is a quite stunning story which soars somewhere not short of sensational. Super stuff.
If you have a cold heart prepare for said organ to be duly warmed with our tale of the cheerful but downtrodden dog who could be set for a new lease of life.
We have the full story of Tye a lovable pup who currently waddles like a duck due to a pair of dodgy hips.
Aww.
But could surgery be set to change his life for the better?
We investigate.
Thursday was jolly important for politicians of every conceivable hue.
Whether your leanings are blue, red, yellow or green there was much to chew over as PM David Cameron came to Scotland to talk Smith Commission.
Needless to say it all descended into a bally big row about who previously promised what, where and when.
How very predictable.
Our man Kieran Andrews found out more on your behalf. Which was jolly decent of him.
Friday’s Courier will draw the curtain on the week in a quite wonderful manner, I promise you. Please do be sure to pick up your copy. Failing that, why not try our digital edition?