Men in a transit van are attempting to lure kids into their vehicle with the promise of video games.
That’s how nasty rumours start.
Quite literally.
Just such rumours have been rife, leading to wild consternation.
But we can reveal said men in said vehicle were council workers undertaking a new outreach project.
It’s rather remarkable stuff, of which we have full details.
In other news we have the delightful tale of the Angus businessman celebrating following a STRICTLY fantastic celebrity visit.
Such visits normally happen on SATURDAYS but FRANKIE(ly) this particular star would have been welcome to COME DANCING (or do anything else for that matter) any time.
Surely there are enough clues in there…?
If not, or if you just want the full thrilling details, do be sure to snap up your copy of the Courier.
We also have details of the respected musician and tutor who faces deportation not for any naughtiness or irregularity, but simply because he doesn’t earn enough cold hard cash.
It really would be a tragic loss. And those aren’t my words, they are the words of none other than Pink Floyd legend Dave Gilmour.
You can read all about it, read all about it (as Emeli Sande so memorably crooned) in Thursday’s Courier.
Meanwhile, yet cunningly still on a musical riff, if it is news of the Q awards you are after, then form an orderly Q at your newsagent as we have Q-d up all the latest from the star-studded bash.
When one adds in (almost) countless other top tales, it all starts to resemble something of a splendid read. You’ll kick yourself if you miss it, and that can be quite a painful experience so please don’t. If print isn’t for you, you can still avoid a self-imposed kicking by snapping up our digital edition.