The Courier is no place for cheap imitations.
In Friday’s edition we revel in major efforts to secure protected status for Dundee cake.
Of course, we could not consider any related reportage without trying some in Coming up Corner. And our verdict? It’s braw.
Even more eloquent words await our working-week-ending-edition readers. For the love of cake, don’t miss it.
And believe me, you really can have your cake and eat it as the above represents only the tiniest slice of the tasty tales on offer.
Still on matters parochial and in Friday’s Courier we reveal the face of Dundee (aka the coupon o’ the city).
That’s right, boffins have come up with the perfect blueprint for a bona fide Dundonian. We investigate.
We also have all the latest fireworks from the row over fireworks.
It really is explosive stuff, not to mention a burning issue.
Sensational twist followed astonishing turn as it emerged Salmond (or at least an effigy of the great man) had been set alight after all. Boom indeed.
Aside from a sizzling Salmond, it is our very great pleasure and not inconsiderable privilege to bring you news of political intrigue.
Our man Kieran Andrews spent another busy day at Holyrood and was therefore in prime position to bring you all the very latest from the corridors of power.
Among the treats he is delighted to be serving up are a grilling over teacher numbers and an exclusive interview with the man aiming to be Labour’s new Scottish leader (I’m talking about Jim Murphy). He has some pretty big ideas. Well, as they say, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Or is that a tad insensitive given what happened to said political heavyweight on the independence referendum campaign trail?
We love Fridays. They are just terrific. And if you pick up Friday’s Courier, you too will be in love. If paper isn’t for you, why not try our digital edition. Either way, you’ll be in seventh heaven. And that’s a promise (though not one with any legislative or statutory backing).