Have you been naughty or nice?
Either way you may not get to sit on Santa’s knee this festive season.
That’s because a Dundee shopping centre is shunning the “live” experience in favour of a Skype video link.
Killing the spirit of Christmas or keeping the magic alive through the miracle of technology?
We investigate.
However, one place where magic will unquestionably be in the air is Perth.
That’s because none other than Peter Andre will be in the house (not literally. He’ll be in the city centre. I merely meant to convey in language that is down with the youth of today that the Australian crooner is joining in the Fair City’s Christmas festivities).
The town will be absolutely jam-packed for what is sure to be a sizzling turn from the star, famed for being married to Katie Price and then not being married to Katie Price.
We look ahead with barely-contained, breathless excitement.
Meanwhile, should mums be paid to breastfeed?
That’s the question taxing many readers following a pilot project supported by Dundee University.
The suggestion is mums could be paid up to £200 to feed their babies.
It may even be that pregnant woman who give up smoking could really coin it in, as they could add that cash to that received for quitting the evil weed.
Sensible policies for a happier Britain or political correctness gone mad? We investigate.
Elsewhere, we hear from the Fife fish and chip shop supremo who is enjoying the high life in Monaco following a very special royal invite.
Now, that really is living the dream (assuming you dream of serving fish suppers to people from a van parked in a really nice place).
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