At last Saturday is upon us.
But before you crack open a beer or ten, you would be well advised to read our sobering report of events at a Perth hotel.
We hear how hundreds of school pupils descended on the venue and then drank, drank and indeed drank.
Some collapsed, some were violently ill and one began to turn blue in a corridor.
It was all very unpleasant.
We reveal full details, and find out what happened to the hotel in question…
In slightly happier news positively delightful in fact we hear about the wonderful literary surprise for a young lad left devastated when fire ripped through his home, destroying some of his favourite books in the process. It sounds like a sad story, but by cripes we have a happy ending for you. Phew.
We also have more on the un-bear-ably exciting developments at the Scottish deer centre. That’s right, no matter how you are bear-ing up, the story is guaranteed to put a smile on your face. It’s all about the bear necessities of Fife. (Sorry, fully appreciate this pun has run its course. In fact it’s getting a bit hard to bear).
If it is sensational news you are after they crikey have we got a treat for you as we reveal some ancient remains that could belong to none other than a 10th Century Irish Viking. It’s the kind of boffin news that simply demands your full attention. Great stuff.
And if indeed it’s boffins you are after then please, please do not miss our coverage of a new space rocket and a tractor beam. It’s life Jim, but not as we know it.
A winning weekend awaits our readers. But don’t take my word for it. Just snap up your copy of Saturday’s Courier for guaranteed (this is not a promise in any legal sense) satisfaction. Alternatively why not try our digital edition?