If it is owl news you are after, then you will have a hoot on burying your beak in a copy of Friday’s Courier.
That’s because, to quote Alan Partridge, I know a cracking owl sanctuary.
I tell you that largely (indeed entirely) because we have great, great news about the Scottish birds of a feather that may not be flocking together at the Scottish Owl Centre. There are two owl chums at the sanctuary. And although they are getting on like the proverbial house on fire, one is going to have to be moved in case he EATS his pal. Owl wager that’s piqued your interest.
Yet that’s just the fledgling version for the full story be sure to snap up your super soaraway Courier. Cash-back.
We also have the quite incredible news of the Fife councillor who thinks he has unearthed evidence of a Russian spy living in his attic.
It’s a Cold War tale guaranteed to get you hot under the collar. Wonderful stuff.
We also have news of a major film premiere being staged not in Cannes or London. Nor Paris or New York. Or Sydney or Rome. And not in Edinburgh or Madrid….
This could go on for some time, but I’ll cut things short by telling you it was screened on the banks of the silvery Tay in Perth.
Get the full story in Thursday’s Courier, daaaahling.
We also have all the latest on smoking Gunn-gate as the row entered a second day. Should he stay or should he go? Would a sacking jump the Gunn or is it time to fire the Gunn? SNP say the former, others say the latter. Those views are, in my humble opinion, diametrically opposed and that makes it something of a perfect storm.
If it’s drama you are after that we have it coming out of our ears (not literally, that would be utterly horrific).
Not least we can (and indeed would be remiss not to) bring you the story of the former cinema projectionist and Wild West fanatic who pulled out a six-shooter on a hapless central heating engineer.
The accused, who fancies himself as something of a cowboy, pulled out the gun and drawled “Mr Colt says no”.
Which was pretty terrifying for aforementioned heating man.
You would be mad to miss it.
On top of all that excitement, the world cup is underway. At last. Men who get paid massive amounts of loot to kick a bit of leather filled with air around a bit of grass in an often vain attempt to force it between two sticks has begun. And I for one absolutely love it.
A fruity Friday awaits so please do be sure to get your mitts on a copy of The Courier. Failing that, why not try our digital edition?