Never let it be said that Coming Up is lazy, but we look forward to a long, happy retirement, lying on a sofa, only waking to watch the World Cup every four years.
On rare occasions, we may walk to the fridge and back but we hope to have “someone who does” for us.
A truly horrific vision it was then, when we saw pensioner David Winch pass us on his way down the Tay on Tuesday morning.
He was on his way from Newburgh to Broughty Ferry, in his adapted sailing canoe to raise his latest thousands for charity.
Don’t believe a 74-year-old could achieve such a feat?
All will be revealed in Wednesday’s Courier.
Various other stories are also contained within the fine pages of our latest edition.
Included, for example, is a touching tale of blossoming romance among feathered denizens of Courier Country.
Dunfermline’s last peacock has some new pals and the pitter-patter of pea-chick feet could be on its way.
Looking closer to home, The Courier’s own home is benefiting from a bit of novel artwork.
Only by checking Wednesday’s Courier can you see how it’s shaping up (although you could step outside and see for yourself of course).
Random other bits of news include miracle glasses, the Chinese premier getting involved in the independence debate and a mystery man discovered in a famous painting.
Don’t miss Wednesday’s Courier (you can get it digitally here.