If you like boffins and clouds (the kind of twin passions many people share) then Wednesday’s Courier really is the only publication you’ll need this side of Thursday.
A bold boast, I know, but one I make with a clear conscience.
The reason? We have some lovely pictures of rare clouds spotted above Courier Country.
Many other papers would, at that juncture, be content to rest on their laurels. The reporter and photographer might very well share an indulgent smile, rub their hands together with satisfaction and head home with a spring in their stride and joy in their hearts.
Not our guys though. No chance.
They examined said pictures, took one look at each other, and as of one said: “We need a boffin to explain this”.
Great minds think alike/fools seldom differ (delete as you see fit) but the bottom line is that readers of Wednesday’s Courier will:
(a) enjoy looking at some lovely pictures of clouds, and;
(b) marvel at the science behind the unusual formation.
Glad that’s out of the way.
In other news (do you really need any more?) we examine the case of some particularly clueless criminals who came unstuck during a daring £20K shortbread heist.
They might have got away with it too if it wasn’t for those pesky kids (or more accurately the fact they had filled the tank of the stolen lorry with cleaning fluid instead of petrol. Doh).
We also have news of a mighty discrimination row. It’s all about a cake. Featuring Sesame Street characters. And a gay marriage slogan. Interesting, if controversial, stuff.
Meanwhile, if you want to know who has donated what to the Better Together and Yes campaigns then be sure to pick up Wednesday’s Courier. We have a full list of both, you see.
A winning Wednesday awaits our readers. Please do be sure to pick up your copy of The Courier. You won’t regret it. And that’s a guarantee (though not one with any legal or statutory backing). Alternatively, please try our super digital edition.