Never mind the independence referendum, we have a new winner in the world jampionships.
It’s the title they all want.
In fact if you asked Alex Salmond, I’m pretty sure he would chuck it all now if he could be guaranteed the title of world jampion (note to pedants I’m not at all sure that is the case. In fact, if we are being strictly honest I’m pretty sure he would rather have independence. The point I am trying to make is that it’s a jolly important title. And on that I am pretty confident the First Minister and myself are in broad agreement. Although for the avoidance of doubt it’s probably only fair to point out I haven’t asked him).
Phew.
And that’s not the only world champion he have. We also have news of the planet’s finest haggis muncher.
A great title to have.
In fact if you asked Alex Salmond, I’m pretty sure he would chuck it all now if he could be guaranteed the title of world haggis eating champion (note to pedants I’m not at all sure that is the case. In fact, if we are being strictly honest I’m pretty sure he would rather have independence. The point I am trying to make is that it’s a jolly important title. And on that I am pretty confident the First Minister and myself are in broad agreement. Although for the avoidance of doubt it’s probably only fair to point out I haven’t asked him).
Oof.
If you have a heart of steel, watch out, because even it will melt when you read our amazing tale of the Dundee couple reunited after 60 years apart. It is an amazing story which you would be at best foolish to miss.
That’s all good, but what if you haven’t had enough referendum rows?
Well fear not dear reader, because we can offer you several. Defence, the NHS, currency…It’s all kicking off. And The Courier is all over it.
It was quite a weekend of sport, too. Tayside’s top teams triumphed (well Utd and St Johnstone did anyway. Dundee drew with Celtic which is pretty impressive). There was also a massive Angus derby, with Arbroath and Montrose trading blows (not quite literally) at Gayfield.
We have every spit and blow for you to pore over, comment on, debate and should you so choose shout at.
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