News to make our male readers wince on Tuesday as we reveal details of the woman accused of cutting her former partner’s penis with a pair of scissors.
The lady was due to go on trial but was found not guilty after the alleged victim turned out to be a “reluctant” witness and didn’t turn up to court.
We have the full story.
In other news we have details of the Dundee woman so doting she made a tiny pair of shoes for a much-loved pet hen.
The chicken Duster by name had been diagnosed with bumblefoot.
The prognosis was not good but things are now looking up for Duster thanks to the timely intervention (which was almost Blue Peter-esque involving, as it did, old gardening gloves and copious amounts of Velcro, which is at least comparable to double-sided sticky tape).
And, in other animal magic news, a dog has followed a man to work.
So far so good.
But it’s about to get a whole lot better.
Said canine was only able to escape from the garden after using a trampoline to help him bounce over a six-foot fence.
Quality.
Meanwhile, overtaking.
Do you only do so after careful consideration.
Lots of people don’t.
And men are more irresponsible than women (who’d have thought?),
We have the full story.
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