Woof woof.
In Wednesday’s Courier we reveal how a barking dog saved the life of fellow hound.
It really is a case of quality canine capers.
In brief, one dog fell down a ravine.
Nobody knew where it was.
But it was discovered thanks to the wild yapping of another pooch.
Thus the latter saved the life of the former.
Which is wonderful stuff.
Away from such shaggy dog tales, we have full news from the Julian Speroni testimonial.
Up to 2000 Dundee fans made their way to London to pay tribute to the keeper, who has now completed ten years at Crystal Palace.
Dark Blue legends including Caballero and Sara were among those strutting their stuff at Selhurst Park.
Dundee fans were in particularly high spirits after unconfirmed reports suggested a minority may well have spent a longish day during which a modicum of alcohol may possibly have been taken.
Over the road (about 600 miles up the road actually) and we have all the latest following claims United striker Nadir Ciftci bit an opponent during Sunday’s derby.
We also have details of alarming boffinry which suggests you are more likely to be obese if you live near a busy road.
Find out why in Wednesday’s belt-busting Courier.
* For more on all of these stories see Wednesday’s Courier or why not try our digital edition?