Have you ever nonchalantly placed your coat over the back of a nearby chair.
If so, you are a potentially award-winning artist, surely due for a seat (not the one with the coat on it’s an installation daaahling) at the top table of the UK’s art institution.
And what a table at which to dine.
That’s right, the Turner Prize nominees have been revealed.
Step forward, among other things, a bunch of seats with coats on and a housing estate.
Let me make this perfectly clear, Coming Up is not averse to a slice of high culture.
However, the Turner Prize really does take the cake (probably literally as, in future, it seems certain a snap of a space where a cake once was will scoop the top award) when it comes to controversy.
In Wednesday’s Courier find out more about all the nominations.
But our midweek edition is about more than the wonderful work of the nation’s top artists.
We also reflect on a big day for music-lovers after T in the Park was given the green light.
Meanwhile, the general election may be over but that doesn’t mean any let up for our political editor, Kieran Andrews.
Far from it.
He has all the latest from Labour, the Tories, SNP and even the Lib Dems (when he found them) at Westminster.
In other news, we invite you to meet the woman reunited with her purse a staggering SEVEN years after she lost it.
Joy turned to mild happiness when the cash inside “disintegrated” at a touch.
Still a lovely tale though.
* For more on all of these tales, lovingly bundled together with a plethora of others hand-picked for your reading pleasure, be sure to snap up Wednesday’s Courier either in physical or indeed digital form.