A unicycling pensioner is among the top attractions in Monday’s Courier.
Actually, calling him a pensioner is almost an understatement.
He’s 93 for goodness sake.
Great stuff and, should you be looking for an inspiring start to the working week, they don’t come much better.
That’s surely enough to ensure you snap up your copy of the world’s best read newspaper*, perhaps you are more interested in wild mountain hare news.
If you are a fan of said animals, Monday really is a red letter day.
Indeed, for fans of wild mountain hares, Monday’s Courier really is something of a dream ticket.
I can’t stress that strongly enough.
Yip, for mountain hare news don’t go anywhere else.
I don’t want to spoil the surprise, but suffice to say we are staring down the barrel (thankfully not literally) of a mountain hare population explosion.
If you still hanker for more drama then may I firstly pay tribute to your voracious appetite for the dramatic?
Secondly, I will merely point out we also have news of success for Fife’s warbling firee, all the latest from former First Minister Alex Salmond and (yet) more fall-out from Clarkson-gate.
* Please do snap up Monday’s Courier or get to grips with our glorious digital edition.