Fitba.
A sport of universal appeal.
What could be more wonderful than the sight of 22 grown adults chasing around a field desperately trying to bundle a ball filled with air between a pair of sticks?
To be fair for some people there are many more wonderful things.
But for others there simply isn’t and for a significant proportion of those nestling in that latter category Sunday afternoon represents the very pinnacle of wonder.
That’s because, on Sunday afternoon, Lewes Ladies take on the Keynsham Ladies in the FA women’s premier league (southern division).
Elsewhere, less excitingly, Dundee Utd take on Celtic in the Scottish League Cup final.
We have full match previews, a supplement and colourful coverage of the exploits of some far-flung fans (all of which concentrates on the cup final not the aforementioned Lewes match, for the avoidance of doubt).
If football simply doesn’t do it for you, please don’t forsake us, there is so much more to marvel at, soak up, reflect upon and generally enjoy.
For example, did you know there is an icy blast on the way?
An icy blast that could feature snow?
Well you do now.
Further details in your informative and meteorologically-aware Courier.
There is also a tale sure to make you seethe with jealously (but it’s interesting enough to make that a secondary emotion).
We have the details of a Broughty Ferry man on holiday in the Caribbean.
Bet your eyes are already taking on a green tinge but wait, there’s more.
While on said exotic holiday he spent some time playing golf.
Nice. But wait there’s more.
While swinging a bit of metal at a little ball, he claimed a hole in one.
Amazing. But wait there’s more.
The feat earned him a whopping £25,000.
Now you’re REALLY jealous.
Read all about it in Saturday’s well above par Courier.
Meanwhile, the jape-ometer was turned up to 11 across the UK on Friday to mark Comic Relief.
What kind of madness was taking place in your little corner of Courier Country?
Some people were even wearing red noses!!!! Crazy and wacky or what???!!!
Full details in your side-splitting Courier.
* A whopping read awaits so please don’t go without your Saturday Courier. Won’t take the hint and snap up print? Why not try our digital edition instead?