Jean van de Velde.
It is impossible not to think of the stubbly French golf ace without picturing him sloshing about ludicrously in the burn at Carnoustie, trousers rolled up and hopelessly flapping at his ball as the famous golf Open’s Claret Jug slipped from his fingers (that last bit is metaphorical, the stuff before that is tragically for him literal).
Well now your very own travails at that infamous spot can also be pored over by an amused worldwide audience after a webcam was trained on the site in a money-spinning bid to lure global visitors.
Find out more in Wednesday’s Courier.
If that doesn’t float your boat, fear not we have a story GUARANTEED to put a smile on your face.
That’s because we have details of a dog travelling Britain in the basket on the back of a lady’s bike.
You’d be barking mad to miss it.
Politics eh? What’s it all about.
We weren’t sure, so we decided to find out through the medium of a series of general election hustings.
The first of said events was held in Dundee on Tuesday night.
We have all the news, views and interviews you could ever dream of (and possibly a few more though definitely not straying into nightmare territory) in Wednesday’s Courier.
It’s almost the middle of April and Lady the osprey still isn’t back.
Twitchers are in the (obligatory) flap.
But even those fearing the worst may find a crumb of comfort in our story regarding plans for a possible permanent memorial to the record-breaking bird.
Fly down to your newsagent to get the latest.
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