Who would have thought?
The Scottish Parliament is a hotbed of criminal activity.
A freedom of information request lodged by The Courier has turned up some alarming statistics not least that not a single crime reported within Holyrood has been solved.
That’s right, the brazen crooks who stalk our corridors of power remain at large.
And that’s not even the best bit. Among the crimes reported from Holyrood are drum roll please the theft of A BOX OF BISCUITS.
Making the crime even more traumatic, the box had not even been opened.
I ask you a simple question can you even begin to imagine the heartache and devastation such a crime causes its victim?
And if that weren’t bad enough, one of the employees at Holyrood was left reeling when a pair of trainers was stolen.
It’s strong stuff and not at all unlike the kind of intrigue that forms the basis of top American crime dramas (ahem).
I urge you in the strongest possible terms not to miss Wednesday’s Courier for full sensational details.
In other news, we report on the sale of sporting items which proves Ryder Cup excitement is approaching, if not even comfortably exceeding, fever pitch.
Meanwhile, our referendum coverage is nothing short of fully comprehensive.
You wanna know what all the big cheeses are up to? Ba-da-bing (so to speak). By which I mean we have all the latest as leading political figures ratchet up the referendum rhetoric (by which I mean, get increasingly panicked about it).
For more on all of these stories be sure to pick up Wednesday’s Courier. Failing that why the heck not try our digital edition?